A Little Humor for Your Day (In Honor of My Dad who was an Avid Fisherman)

Jim fished all day long but didn’t catch a thing. He decided to quit fishing and left his equipment on the river bank. A fisherman came by and picked up Jim’s gear. He cast his line and immediately caught a large fish. Jim told him, “I’ve been here all day and didn’t catch anything. You caught a fish in seconds. How did you do it?” The fisherman replied, “You have to keep the worms warm.”

A woman is walking on a beach in Texas carrying two Redfish in a bucket. A game warden stops her and asks, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?” The woman says, “No, sir. These are my pet fish. Every day I take them to the water and let them swim for a while. Then I whistle and they jump back into the bucket and we go home.” The warden says, “That’s a lie. Fish can’t do that.” The woman tosses the fish into the water and says, “Watch this.” After several minutes, the warden says, “Well?” The woman says, “Well, what?” The warden says, “When are you going to whistle?” The woman says, “What whistle?”

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam.

Don’t know why my fishing buddy is worried about the coronavirus. He never catches anything.

What do you say to a fisherman on his birthday? Have a reel good day.

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for the whole day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll spend a fortune on gear he’ll only use twice a year.

You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.