- If you got payed a nickel for every stupid idea you had, you’d be a millionare.
- Just when I thought you couldn’t say anything dumber, you keep talking!
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.
- A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be…?
- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
- At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
- Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?
- Chaos, panic, and disorder: my work here is done.
- Do I look like a people person?
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- How about never? Is never good for you?
- How do I set a laser printer to stun?