Daily Horoscopes for Sunday, September 1

image Aries Emotional discomfort can drive you        right to the edge and yet there’s something validating in all the adrenaline that’s released. An intense relationship drama could take its        toll, but once you express what’s on your mind, you are left feeling replenished and refreshed. Don’t try to figure out what just happened;        instead, look ahead and place your attention on reinventing your future. image
image Taurus You may not be very kind to yourself        today when comparing what you have to what you want. If you fall short of your own expectations, you might even think that it’s your own fault, no        matter how hard you tried. Luckily, a close friend or family member could show up with more support than you expect. Don’t push others away now        just because you want to appear invincible. There’s no need to hide, even if you are uncomfortable revealing your vulnerability.         image
image Gemini Your constant movement is actually        enjoyable for you today. The same kind of activity might stress someone else, but it matches the pace of your thoughts and makes you feel productive.        Unfortunately this doesn’t necessarily mean that you will accomplish very much. It’s up to you; spin your wheels and fritter away the day, or        focus your attention on getting results and not just looking busy. image
image Cancer You are ready to take action today,        but you still might not want to swing into motion too quickly. You may spend the first part of the day going over your thoughts, thinking through all        the possible outcomes to your various strategies. Make your plans early in the day and then use the fiery Leo Moon’s confidence to start out on        your path. Remember, small steady steps now are the smartest approach. image
image Leo The Moon’s return to your sign today        brings your feelings out into the open. Even if you’ve been holding your emotions close to your heart, now it’s time to share them with others        or, ideally, with a special someone. But don’t just go around expressing every thought that flashes through your mind, for keeping healthy        boundaries is still a good idea. Remember your reactions to a situation are ultimately your business alone; discussing them with others is        discretionary. image
image Virgo The Moon’s entry into your 12th        House of Secrets today creates a bit of a dilemma for you. You are pulled between telling someone how you feel and saying nothing at all. Ultimately,        you are better off if you reveal some of your hidden feelings, but it’s probably not a good idea to ramble on incessantly about issues that do not        concern others. Pay close attention to what you’re saying and use your discretion to know when to stop. image
image Libra The Moon’s entry into your 11th        House of Groups today can be socially inviting. You are part of a family now and might derive extra sweet feelings from being involved with others. But        you’ll need to draw the line somewhere or you’ll be lured into a drama that really doesn’t directly impact you. You can be kind and hold        your ground at the same time. image
image Scorpio You may be asked to perform a task        at work today that requires a substantial knowledge of technology. Even if you have the training and know that you can do the job, you still might feel        as if you want to be doing something else. Instead of dropping everything and jumping into your new assignment, reserve some time for high-touch        activities to balance out the high-tech ones. image
image Sagittarius Strong feelings continue to rise        from the hidden backwaters of your imagination. Luckily, the themes are likely uplifting and even inspirational. But you need to be able to do        something practical with your dreams now or you could be left feeling frustrated. Don’t let the day get away from you; apply your good ideas one at        a time, when each thought first enters your awareness. image
image Capricorn It’s not so easy for you today        because you are struggling with whether or not to share your current attraction with someone already close to you. If you decide that you must go        forward, then at least do it in a conscious manner. The best way to prevent anyone from experiencing emotional pain or rejection is to remain        unattached to any specific outcome. image
image Aquarius You could easily slip into an old        relationship pattern as the Moon in your 7th House of Partners conjoins the karmic South Node of the Moon. Just because something worked for you in the        past, there is no assurance that it will again work in your favor. Nevertheless, it’s all about how you respond to someone else now. Keep your        initial reaction to yourself and only after you have thought things through should you actually do something about it. image
image Pisces The Moon’s entry into your 6th        House of Habits reminds you to consider the relationship between health and diet. Even if you already eat consciously, today is a great day to make        minor changes in your menu. It’s always a good idea to improve your exercise program, too. Any decisive action taken now should have positive long        lasting ramifications.

Your Daily Humorscopes for Sunday, September 1

The Daily Humorscopes


Sunday, September 1


Aries (March 21 – April 19)

After spending days learning to simultaneously pat your head and rub your tummy, you will move on today to patting your head and rubbing someone else’s tummy.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You will find a strangely heavy small gold ring today, embedded in the center of an obviously volcanic rock. There is some writing, in a script unlike any you’ve ever seen, running around the ring, although you can’t really see it unless you heat it up in a fire…

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Everyone you see will be “power walking” today. Ignore them — they’re just trying to get on your nerves.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Beware! The Celestial Jade Emperor may banish you to the Big Grumpy Place if you don’t start paying more attention to the four Winds. Obviously, this is a metaphor, somehow involving Cleveland.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You will walk into a door frame today, and people will smirk. Remember though, they’re smirking with you, not at you.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Your neighbors’ will have a wild party, which you’ll catch glimpses of through the open window. You’ll know you shouldn’t watch, but it’s just hard to imagine how people can do that, especially on a trampoline.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Avoid yodeling today.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

It’s about time you became better acquainted with mustard. Get yourself 7 different kinds of mustard, and try them with oven baked home fried potatoes, or in sandwiches with good bread and fresh vegetables and some excellent Swiss cheese. My granddaddy Stonebender always used to say “Take a big enough bite of strong mustard, and your other problems will seem insignificant.”

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Someone will turn a cold shoulder to you, and your feelings will be hurt. You’ll get even by turning a tepid elbow to them, later. Just don’t let it escalate to the blazing ankles stage, is all.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Nothing ventured, nothing gained, is the rule for now. In fact, “nothing” will play a very large part in your future.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)

You will soon need to look older than you actually are. Bushy eyebrows generally do the trick. You’ll find that a little rubber cement and a pair of sleepy hamsters are just what you need.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You’ve been thinking about stealing, to support your phonics habit. It’s time for you to seek professional help.

Have A Very Relaxing & Peaceful Labor Day Weekend!


I sincerely hope everyone is enjoying their weekend. I love long weekends. They are so nice, quiet and peaceful. Today, however, is a gloomy day. It has rained all morning. It has finally stopped but it looks like it could start at any minute. I gave Lady A an umbrella and shoved her out the door.  Today we are going to do things “old school.” Like we use to in our group setting. I have it pulled up so I can steal some information from it too. That is a treasure trove of information and knowledge. We are very determined to get it moved over here as quickly as possible.

I am going to get busy. I hope you enjoy the postings. Let us hear from you on them.

May the Goddess Bless You & Yours,