Daily Cosmic Calendar for December 5th

Today – as the first day of a workweek – appears to have a pleasant glow, courtesy of an upbeat, expansive Moon-Jupiter parallel (2:55AM PST) and a flowing trine between Venus in Capricorn and Mars in Virgo (7:08AM PST). The Moon-Jupiter link adds a note of buoyancy and confidence while Venus happily associated with Mars helps everyone striving to balance their feminine and masculine sides. The Venus-Mars rapport can also help love birds strengthen their romantic bonds. While business and professional success look promising, keep in mind that yesterday’s Sun union with Mercury retrograde, as well as the frictional Mercury square to Mars and the tension-creating Mars-Saturn 45-degree encounter, are still rippling through the psychic atmosphere. Counting your chickens before they hatch is a bad idea. Plus – the monthly Moon-Saturn opposition from Aries to Libra (10:57PM PST) is magnified in a challenging manner, as it builds up in power all-day, possibly with an increasing air of frustration and limitation. If you are beginning to sense a rise in the cosmic uncertainty principle, it’s due to Uranus in Aries slamming on the brakes while retrograde as it approaches its direct station this Friday night December 9.

the daily humorscopes for monday, december 5th

the daily humorscope

Monday, December 05, 2011

 
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Today you will discover a really cool technique of whistling through your nose. Oddly, nobody will be terribly enthusiastic about your new talent.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
A very pudgy cat will annoy you, today.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You will develop the extremely rare “Perkin’s Disease”, and will start having a strange compulsion to shoot things with tranquilizer darts, or sell insurance. Plus, you will try to trick your friend, “Jim”, into wrestling a giant anaconda.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Excellent day to go into politics. Make up a new government position, such as “Regional Manager, Dept. of The Posterior”, and put up hundreds of posters of yourself. With any luck, it will be years before anyone notices that there is actually no such job.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Today you should enjoy “postlaunch solarizing.” Q: What does that mean? A: How should I know? It’s your life, you tell me.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Once you’re that far behind, there’s really no way to get caught up. You might as well do something fun instead. You can tell them I told you it was ok.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Today you’ll try the old “goat in a box” trick, on your new boss. It’ll backfire, though, and you’ll be the one with the clown shoes.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Today you will wear way too much cologne and make strange unconscious lip-smacking sounds. You’ve been watching Comedy Night on The Subliminal Channel again, haven’t you?
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
You are about to have an unfortunate episode involving insects, grape Kool-Aide, and a revolving door.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
You will accidentally hit yourself on the head today, while putting away the dishes. While you won’t be seriously injured, you will begin having strange dreams that you are a half-witted Leicestershire workman living in the year 1771. When you wake up, you won’t really know if you’re a present-day person who dreamed of being a half-witted workman, or vice versa. You’ll also have the odd impression that someone named Lao Tsu is laughing at you… (That part is true.)
Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)
Not a good time to discuss sauerkraut. At least not if you value your friendships, and your sanity.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You will spend this week trying to get to the bottom of things. The good news is, you will succeed! The bad news is, the bottom of things is sometimes ugly, and often smells bad.

Happy Monday! It is Monday, LOL!

Magickal Graphics Good Monday Morning to you, my dear friends! It is ashame the weekends don’t last longer, isn’t it? Of course, the weekend around here was totally boring. It rained and rained and rained. In fact, it is still raining. I have the blind up, looking out back at the pond. It is slowly creeping up to the house. Before it is over with, I will be in a canoe with my laptop, lol! Now if I can only teach Kiki, Stinker and Razzy to row.  Now let’s row our way to some Magick…..  

Correspondences for Monday

 
Magickal Intentions: Psychic Sensitivity, Women’s Mysteries, Tides, Waters, Emotional Issues, Agriculture, Animals, Female Fertility, Messages, Theft, Reconcilliations, Voyages, Dreams and Merchandise 
Incense: African Violet, Honeysuckle, Myrtle, Willow, Wormwood  
Planet: Moon 
Sign: Cancer  
Angel: Gabriel 
Colors: Silver, White and Gray  
Herbs/Plants: Night Flowers, Willow Root, Orris Root, Birch, Motherwort, Vervain, White Rose and White Iris  
Stones: Carnelian, Moonstone, Aquamarine, Pearl, Clear Quartz, Flourite, Geodes 
Oil: (Moon) Jasmine, Lemon, Sandalwood 
Monday belongs to the Moon. Monday’s energy best aligns itself with efforts that deal with women, home and hearth, the family, the garden, travel, and medicine. It also boosts rituals involving psychic development and prophetic dreaming.  

Spellcrafting for Monday

  

SPELL TO KEEP AWAY NIGHTMARES AND BRING PROPHETIC DREAMS

Stitch a small pillow of muslin of another light weight fabric.
create a pillow that is able to be opened by putting Velcro at one end.
This allows you to “refresh” the pillow from time to time with new herbs without having to unstitch the end or make a new pillow. You may wish to cover muslin pillow with a light weight, washable “casing” as well. Once you stitch the pillow together, fill with:

4 oz dried lavender flowers

4 oz dried sage

2 oz ground orris root-as a preservative-optional

4 oz deer’s tongue herb

2 oz cedar shavings

4 oz coltsfoot herb

4 oz sweet fern

2 oz violet

Keep dream pillow under or inside of your regular bed pillow. When storing your pillow each morning you may either leave it where it is or put it inside of a plastic bad by your bed. Storing it in the bag will help the herbs retain their freshness for a longer period of time.

 
~Magickal Graphics~