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A Little Humor for Your Day – “A Dog’s Life”

A Dog’s Life

 

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.
– Unknown

Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.
– Unknown

Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.
– Gene Hill

In dog years, I’m dead.
– Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
– Aldous Huxley

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
– Robert Benchley

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.
– Sue Murphy

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.
– August Strindberg

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
– Fran Lebowitz

Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul — chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!
– Anne Tyler

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
– Rita Rudner

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.
That’s almost $7.00 in dog money. – Joe Weinstein

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
– James Thurber

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. – Nora Ephron

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
– Ann Landers

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
– Robert A. Heinlein

In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
– Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!
– Dr. Tom Cat

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
– Ben Williams

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
– Edward Abbey

Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
– Unknown

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.
– Unknown

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
– Christopher Morley

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
– Josh Billings

Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.
– Holbrook Jackson

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andrew A. Rooney

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
– Unknown

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
– Mark Twain

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.
– Smiley Blanton

I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
– John Steinbeck

 

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A Little Humor for Your Day – A Dog’s Life

A Dog’s Life

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.
– Unknown

Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.
– Unknown

Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.
– Gene Hill

In dog years, I’m dead.
– Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
– Aldous Huxley

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
– Robert Benchley

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.
– Sue Murphy

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.
– August Strindberg

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
– Fran Lebowitz

Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul — chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!
– Anne Tyler

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
– Rita Rudner

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.
That’s almost $7.00 in dog money. – Joe Weinstein

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
– James Thurber

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. – Nora Ephron

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
– Ann Landers

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
– Robert A. Heinlein

In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
– Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!
– Dr. Tom Cat

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
– Ben Williams

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
– Edward Abbey

Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
– Unknown

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.
– Unknown

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
– Christopher Morley

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
– Josh Billings

Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.
– Holbrook Jackson

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andrew A. Rooney

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
– Unknown

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
– Mark Twain

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.
– Smiley Blanton

I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
– John Steinbeck

 

Source:
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6 Summer Safety Tips For Your Dog That You Probably Don’t Think About

6 Summer Safety Tips For Your Dog That You Probably Don’t Think About

 

Summer is a fun time for you and your pet, but it also brings its share of dangers. Exposing your dog to excessive sun and heat can lead to sunburned skin or worse. Protect your best friend’s well-being with these season-savvy tips.

Sun Safeguard

Strange though it may seem, dogs can get sunburn and even skin cancer. Particularly susceptible are canines with short hair; pink noses; or fur loss due to illness, hormonal fluctuations or allergy. The lightly furred inguinal area on the belly is extremely vulnerable. Keep your pet out of strong sunlight as much as possible and use sunscreen especially made for dogs. Be very careful with a dog that normally lives outside – even though your yard may be shady when you leave for work in the morning, it might become blistering hot as the sun’s direction changes. If despite your precautions, your BFF does get burnt, cool the skin with a lukewarm bath; then apply natural neem oil. Caution: never use zinc oxide on a dog, as it is toxic to canines.

Cool Exercise

Walking, running and general outdoor romps with your pet are all part of the pleasure of owning a dog. Steamy summer days mean that you and Fido will have to modify your workout routine, though. Overexertion in the heat can lead to heat exhaustion or heatstroke for your four-legged friend. Schedule long walks for breezier early morning or evening hours. Alternatively, use outdoor time for short bathroom breaks, followed up with more active exercise indoors where it’s cooler. Or take your pup for a swim – under your careful supervision. Learn to read doggy signals in the heat; refusal to move or lying down on the ground mean that he or she has had enough for the time being.

Paw Protection

When you do go for walks, try to make sure your dog has grass or dirt underfoot if possible. Protect tender paws from hot asphalt or sand with lightweight dog booties or one of the barrier creams for year-round use that are made from food grade wax. (Make sure any ointment or other topical treatment is edible, because chances are your dog will lick it.) Some owners actually put their pooch into a dog stroller until they arrive at the park or other cool destination.

Water

Wherever you’re headed, bring along plenty of water for Rover as well as yourself. Make sure the water comes in a comfortable container for your pet to sip small amounts of water from. Don’t allow your pet to gulp, as this may cause vomiting. Use a tip-proof drinking bowl in the car. In the yard, leave out a full water dish but change it regularly to prevent mosquito infestation; you can give the old water to your plants. A gravity fed water bowl is another excellent solution.

Cool Equipment

There are a number of accessories to help your pal beat the heat. A cooling collar, bandanna, vest or coat just needs a short spell in the freezer or a cold water soak to keep your dog comfortable for several hours. Indoors, your buddy may find your tile floor cool to lie down on, but a little hard; a soft cooling bed will take care of that problem. A small fan can be helpful if you crate your pet.

Special Precautions

Never leave your dog in a parked car without the air conditioning running on a hot – or warm – day. Even with the window open, your vehicle’s interior temperature can rise to a dangerous level.

While a short haircut might look like a good idea in the summer, your animal’s fur actually serves as insulation against the heat. Brushing is advisable, though, to remove the results of winter shedding and improve air circulation.

During a heat wave, ask a trusted neighbor or two to check on the dog while you are out. This is extra-important if your area is subject to frequent summer power failures … meaning no air conditioning for several hours.

By Laura Firszt, Networx.

Read more: http://www.care2.com/greenliving/keep-your-dog-cool-and-safe-on-hot-days.html#ixzz37BOjkeb8

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Make Your Own Anise Doggie breath toothpaste

Anise Doggie breath toothpaste

Dogs love anise, and you can make their dog bed more attractive to them by putting a muslin bag with anise seeds in the blankets. This also helps to keep fleas at bay. Anise and baking soda also make a quick and easy doggie toothpaste.

Ingredients:

  • 2 tablespoons Baking soda
  • 2 drops Anise

Recipe Instructions: :Apply baking soda mix with a damp cotton swab rather than a toothbrush to avoid damaging the gums. Afterward give the dog a drink of water.

Source: Worwood, Valerie Ann . “Complete Book of Essential Oils and Aromatherapy”. New World Library (1993)

 

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What is an Animal Familiar?

What is an Animal Familiar?

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In some traditions of modern Wicca and Paganism, the concept of an animal familiar is incorporated into practice. Today, a familiar is often defined as an animal with whom we have a magical connection, but in truth, the concept is a bit more complex than this.

History of the Familiar

During the days of the European witch hunts, familiars were “said to be given to witches by the devil,” according to Rosemary Guiley’s Encyclopedia of Witches and Witchcraft. They were, in essence, small demons which could be sent out to do a witch’s bidding. Although cats — especially black ones — were the favored vessel for such a demon to inhabit, dogs, toads, and other small animals were sometimes used.

In some Scandinavian countries, familiars were associated with spirits of the land and nature. Fairies, dwarves, and other elemental beings were believed to inhabit the physical bodies of animals. Once the Christian church came along, this practice went underground — because any spirit other than an angel must be a demon. During the witch-hunt era, many domestic animals were killed because of their association with known witches and heretics.

During the Salem witch trials, there is little account of the practice of animal familiars, although one man was charged with encouraging a dog to attack by way of magical means. The dog, interestingly enough, was tried, convicted, and hanged.

In shamanistic practices, the animal familiar is not a physical being at all, but a thought-form or spiritual entity. It often travels astrally, or serves as a magical guardian against those who might try to psychically attack the shaman.

Today, many Wiccans and Pagans have an animal companion that they consider their familiar – and most people no longer believe that these are spirits or demons inhabiting an animal. Instead, they have an emotional and psychic bond with the cat, dog, or whatever, who is attuned to the powers of its human partner.

Finding a Familiar

Not everyone has, needs, or even wants a familiar. If you have an animal companion as a pet, such as a cat or dog, try working on strengthening your psychic connection with that animal. Books such as Ted Andrews’ Animal Speak contain some excellent pointers on how to do this.

If an animal has appeared in your life unexpectedly — such as a stray cat that appears regularly, for instance — it’s possible that it may have been drawn to you psychically. However, be sure to rule out mundane reasons for its appearance first. If you’re leaving out food for the local feral kitties, that’s a far more logical explanation. Likewise, if you see a sudden influx of birds, consider the season — is the ground thawing, making food more available?

If you’d like to draw a familiar to you, some traditions believe you can do this by meditation. Find a quiet place to sit undisturbed, and allow your mind to wander. As you journey, you may encounter various people or objects. Focus your intent on meeting an animal companion, and see if you come into contact with any.

In addition to familiars, some people do magical work with what’s called a power animal or a spirit animal. A power animal is a spiritual guardian that some people connect with. However, much like other spiritual entities, there’s no rule or guideline that says you must have one. If you happen to connect with an animal entity while meditating or performing astral travel, then that may be your power animal or it may just be curious about what you’re up to.

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Need to Simplify? Take the Mind Clutter Quiz!

Need to Simplify? Take the Mind Clutter Quiz!

Many of us love the feeling of clearing out the clutter from our homes. But given the frantic pace of many of our lives, perhaps some mental simplifying is in order, too!

Do you think you might benefit from clearing away some mind clutter? Take this simple quiz to find out:

1. Are you a “worrier”?

2. Is your mind constantly troubled by all the things on your mental “To Do” list?

3. Do you ever chastise yourself for “wasting time,” or talk about time as if there is not enough of it to go around, as in: “Sorry, I don’t have time,” “I wish there were more time,” “Time got away from me,” etc. and so on.

4. Do you take your little child or dog for a walk and then find yourself tugging at your child’s hand or the dog’s leash and saying “Come on!” (The author has made a study of the people who walk their dogs up and down the lane outside her cottage and how many times they say “Come on!” to their dogs. Usually it is overtime the dogs stop to sniff something. Yet the walk is supposed to be for the benefit of the dog. Go figure!)

5. Do you use the word “busy” a lot, e.g. do you find yourself telling others about how busy you are, or using the excuse “I was/am too busy”?

6. Do you sometimes feel overwhelmed by your own life?

7. Do you spend most of your time either re-hashing the past or rehearsing for the future and find it difficult to keep you mind full yon the “now”?

8. Do you find it almost impossible to sit still and do nothing?

9. Does your mind sometimes feel so overloaded with thoughts that it is hard to focus on just one thing?

10. Do you lie awake thinking at night?

If you find yourself saying “yes” to all or most of these questions, it is likely that you need to do some mental simplifying. (Most of us do.) To live in a world of mental simplicity, we can try to make an effort to stay aware of the present moment and to spend as little time as possible re-hashing the past and/or rehearsing the future. It takes practice, but little by little you will see what a difference this can make!

 

 

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Power Animal: Dog

DOG

DOG’s medicine includes loyalty, protection.

“DOG, TEACH ME THE IMPORTANCE OF LOYALTY.

SHOE ME THE JOY OF BLIND LOVE.

I FOLLOW MY HEART TO SEE THE UNSEEN.”

Dog is a watcher and protector. He is loyal and trustworthy. Dog is true to himself and lets nobody change his values. His love is absolute and unconditional. Once you have befriended Dog, you have made a friend and guardian for life.

A Dog person is kind and caring. There is nothing Dog won’t do to help their family and friends. Dog doesn’t ask for anything in return for its services as watcher and protector. A gentle touch, a kind word or a friendly gesture has more meaning then money or material treasures. A Dog person also has a tendency to “smell” something bad – they sense trouble from a distance and can tell when a person has evil intentions simply by being near them.

The down side of Dog is that he can be too trusting, allowing himself to be taken advantage of. If you are a Dog person, do not let yourself be walked all over. Don’t let others abuse your generous and loyal nature.

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Quiz of the Day: What Does Your Dog’s Breed Say About You?

What Does My Dog’s Breed Say About Me?

In my book It’s a Dog’s Life … but It’s Your  Carpet,  I admit, I make some pretty huge generalizations about breeds  and pet  owners. Granted, they’re my own opinions, but if you really wanted to   know what your veterinarian thinks of you when you walk in the door with  your  breed of dog, read on!

Labrador Retriever

Dedicated, outdoorsy, loyal, and generally a good person to be around. Shops  at REI. Drives a Subaru.

Chihuahua

May bite. The dog too.

Greyhound

Kind, mild mannered. Has neurotic tendencies. Gentle. Laid back. Drinks  bottled water. Often looks like the dog.

Miniature Poodle

Usually owned by a sweet, old, white-haired person.

Terrier

Potential to be a loyal, family-oriented person. Can be snarky and have an  east-coast attitude.

Golden Retriever

Family oriented and generally a good person to be around. Has two or three  human babies.

Miniature Schnauzer

Family oriented. Owned by older adults. Shops at LL Bean and Lands’ End.  Drives a Volvo.

Yorkshire Terrier

Likes to carry a YSL or Gucci purse, often with their pet in it. Enjoys the  high life. Drinks wine, not beer.

Rottweiler

Bad ass. Loyal. Protective. Doesn’t want to be screwed with.

Maltese

Either wants to have a child or have grandchildren. Loves to nurture   and  carry loved ones in arms. Very well dressed. Likes pink bows.

Beagle

Family oriented. High tolerance level for baying.

Bernese Mountain

Financially secure. Educated. Shops at REI, Best Buy, and Nordstroms.

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What? Don’t believe me? What do you think? Does your breed represent you?

And yes, I purposely skipped stereotyping us American pit bull terrier  dog  owners. But as a veterinary student once said to me: “Dr. Lee … you  look just  like your dog.”

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